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Love Letter

Dearest PennDOT,

Words cannot express my feelings when I saw the gift you left for me this morning. No one has ever given me 500 cubic feet of snow before, especially in such a bold manner, leaving it directly on my driveway entrance! It was a bold move, and I am impressed.

To express my appreciation of your gift, I'm going to get you something, too - a year's subscription to a monthly gift from dogdoo.com. Though it lacks the sheer massiveness of what you gave me, I hope you will appreciate the depth of my gratitude, and look on your gift every month with the same feelings that I had when I saw yours. I understand that their products are most fragrant in the late summer, and will be getting you the extra-large size when August rolls around. <3

You need not wait, though, as I've already sent you your first such present, which I took the trouble to make myself. It measures only a paltry 3 cubic feet, less than 1% of what you have given me - but I think you'll understand my true feelings when it arrives at your office in a day or two. The rectangular shape is due to my having made it when I saw my driveway this morning, so do not worry yourself that something may be amiss!

Love,
BW

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mountain_hiker
Jan. 27th, 2011 05:17 pm (UTC)
Bastards! It seems you're running out of places to put the snow, though. Feel free to send some of it out west. I think Colorado Springs has had a grand total of 6" of snow the entire winter. :P
landale
Jan. 28th, 2011 02:27 am (UTC)
LOL... and I thought it was bad that the snow is piled so high along the sidewalk on my street that it's impossible to get in the passenger side of my car when parked. I feel lucky now.
livelycomet
Jan. 28th, 2011 04:16 pm (UTC)
NJDOT must of really liked my friend......he got the same gift you did, but with the added bonus of a light pole.
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