BroWren (browren) wrote,
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Something I've never understood about "Christians"

Why do people who claim to be "Christian" ask for prayers for material things? This kind of crap drives me nuts, not simply because it's clear evidence of greed on the part of the person asking, but because it means they didn't actually understand what their own holy book told them.

No, sir, God does not give a blue-fisted knuckle-fuck about your car's transmission, your raise at work, or your college loan, even if you are going to Holy Mother of Fuck University for a doctorate in theology. That whole materialism thing is in fact the preeminent domain of the OTHER grand divine interferer in your book.

Besides, His constant intercession in your financial affairs would be completely against the free market, and we all know that God is not a Commie™. >_>
Tags: fail, tldr, welcome to reality
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